Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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