So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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