Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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