The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Did you just see the Batmobile???
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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