so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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