I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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