So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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