absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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