I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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