Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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