If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
MIDGETS
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Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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