this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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