yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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