i just google imaged poop.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I think your dad took our porno
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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