I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I looked at my own cervix.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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