Non-Jews are for practice
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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