Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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