We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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