okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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