Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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