there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
