I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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