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I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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