Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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