If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
plz talk dirty to me
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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