You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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