I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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