Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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