I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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