Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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