She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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