Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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