Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she peed on how many people?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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