Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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