they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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