She's JV to your varsity
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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