i just google imaged poop.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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