are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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