Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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