worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Never underestimate the power of titties
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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