The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Randomize
