lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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