I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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