Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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