they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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