I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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