The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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