The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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