found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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