If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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