Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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